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aircraft 

Someone's nose, usually a large or ungainly one.
"God, look at the size of his aircraft! He'll have someone's eye out!"
aircraft by Nat M. May 28, 2006

Aircraft 

any machine that can be airborne with support from the air
"dear passengers, please leave the aircraft right now and STOP HOARDING THE FREE FOOD"
-pilot being angry about passengers, 20xx-

aircraft blonde 

Most commercial aircraft have a "black box" flight recorder. An aircraft blonde therefore refers to any blonde woman who has a black box - ie dark pubic hair.
Apparently Niki's new bird is an aircraft blonde...
aircraft blonde by Matt Darwin October 8, 2007

aircraft sexual 

A term for someone who feels affection for Aircraft. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of a plane or helicopter, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or agility of the aircraft. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to see and admire the beauty of these beastly creations either for free from the internet or at a variable price to see them up close and personal.

Aircraft sexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots.

Fearing violence and protests, most aircraft sexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Aircraft sexuals are frequently hidden from the world as they are discriminated by many and all, this is an unfair standard that we live in.
Hey, want to see these awesome pictures i found of an F-16 Fighting Falcon? Its a beauty

Are you an aircraft sexual, too? Do you want to go to an air show some time?
aircraft sexual by ColonyANimal April 11, 2016

Aircraft Warning Lights 

Bright lights placed on tall structures, typically on skyscrapers and radio mast to alert aircrafts of their presence. They are usually white or red, and can be light in a cycle, or lit at all times.
Person1: Check out those Aircraft Warning Lights in the distance!
Person2: They look scary....

Aircraft dope 

Aircraft dope is a substance painted onto fabric-covered aircraft to tauten the skin. Airplane glue was to be applied only in well-ventilated areas. Breathing the fumes made people dopey acting stupid, foolish, and clumsy.

The term dope is generally used today to refer to anything that gets people high either pharmaceuticals or the evening news.

Dopers may appear stupefied, confused, muddled, befuddled, disorientated, groggy, or muzzy.
Yup, it’s the very same aircraft dope Uncle Sam used on the cloth surfaces of his biplanes in the Great War.

Aircraft dope shrinks cotton and linen fabric and provides a watertight seal.
Aircraft dope by SurScent July 24, 2009