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Zuercher 

Pretty much the most awesome people you will ever meet.

Coming from the land of Zurich, Switzerland, their ancestors came to the Americas because they felt as though Europe could no longer sustain their level of coolness, awesomeness, and intelligence.

As the years passed, the Zuerchers have evolved into what some would call "super humans" because of their extremely high levels of sex appeal, athleticism and all around awesomeness.
Wow, that girl is so awesome. She MUST be a Zuercher.

Damn, he's such a Zuercher; I'd fuck him right now.
Zuercher by gonimitz88 April 20, 2009
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definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words
the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher, the "twisted" zurcher, the "backwards" zurcher
Zurcher by Greg June 16, 2003
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The Zierchers are the best people you will ever meet. They are hilarious and so fun to be around. They help you forget about the worries in the world. You are seriously blessed if you know a Ziercher.
The Ziercher is the best family you will find around town.
ziercher by Jackie Jacobs July 31, 2016
Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.
Zurcher by jojo August 14, 2003