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Zoiming by COACH KS STUDENT October 11, 2020
safe zoning
The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008
warp zoning
A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
Zooming 20s
2020 was the beginning of a quarantined era of heightened video conferencing and physical distancing popularizing online group parties. Used daily for working remote, homeschooling, socializing, and dating. Most met up on Zoom, houseparty, hangout, etc.
What hat are you going to wear to the Zooming 20s party this Saturday?
The Zooming 20s was one of isolation yet the most connected to this world I've ever felt.
The Zooming 20s was one of isolation yet the most connected to this world I've ever felt.
Zooming 20s by Chattha March 20, 2020
zoning
Zoning..... is where you stare at something, completely oblivious to the world around you, and oblivious to the fact that you are staring at something, whilst either thinking about nothing and being in a kind of trance, or being in deep thought. "Zones" can last either a few seconds or a few mins. At the end of it, you suddenly realise your zoning and snap out of it, coming back to the real world
(after a minute of doing nothing, Joel suddenly jerks his head up)
Scott: Zoning again man?
Joel: Yeah
Scott: Zoning again man?
Joel: Yeah
Ziming
The sweetest and most artistic person you will ever meet yet harbors a small amount of hate. Zimings are usually infatuated with Asian culture and contribute a lot to their local communities in the form of volunteer work. They will express their appreciation usually in the form of satire or memes. Zimings tend to be of Chinese/Taiwanese descent, usually a mix of both. They are also the most studious type of students, being among the smartest people you will ever meet.
Person 1: Is that Ziming?
Person 2: Yeah, he fell asleep in health class.
Person 1: He studies too much at night.
Person 2: Yeah, he fell asleep in health class.
Person 1: He studies too much at night.