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cereal box zombie 

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.
cereal box zombie by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie 

Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.
Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"
Jack-in-the-Box Zombie by Toadstars September 9, 2022

Zombie-boxing 

Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.
"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.
Zombie-boxing by HighPants January 15, 2013