Zituation 

When one is having an unfortunate situation involving facial acne. This situation can last days, weeks, months or years.

As I was popping one of twenty zits on my face, I turned to my friend, Jacqueline, and said, "I can't go to this party when I'm in the middle of this horrible zituation!"

Zituation by SALLY AND JACQUELINE March 11, 2009

zituation 

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face

You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.

zituation by jkkkkkkk December 22, 2008

Zituation 

A commonly encountered predicament, Where when first gazing into the mirror you have a small family of pimples farming the landscape of your face...

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Gentleman A: Will you be attending the discotheque tonight?

Gentleman B: Not likely I have a pretty serious zituation on my hands here.

Zituation by The seeker!! December 19, 2008

Zituation 

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face

You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.

Zituation by Jacqueline Kemp January 22, 2009

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Situationship 

Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other

Him and I are in a situationship

Situationship by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018