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Someone who stinks like shit or tzatziki and smells like they haven't showered/shaved in years
Guy1: dude John was blowing his breath at me man it smelt like rotten mouldy Tzatziki

Guy2: Smells like the last time he had a wash was at his baptism

Guy3: What a massive Zinkey
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zinkydoink 

It's a term for a certain type of stuff with no agreed-upon parameters, which can be used to describe literally anything given the proper context.
"Can video games be art?"
"Let me ask a different question. Can video games be zinkydoink?"
zinkydoink by Pseudonymjjj January 19, 2019

getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.
Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.
getting Zinked by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016
Describes an extremely hot person; another word for gorgeous or hot
"Wow, he is a complete zinky."
zinky by Brandi Rayne January 3, 2008
Past tense for the incident where someone who is trying to have fun, breaks something expensive.
My blackberry just got zinked.
Zinked by yujuta October 11, 2010
The feeling you get in your throat when you drink tea but you're allergic to it.
Liv: Give me a sip of your tea
Sam: OK, but aren't you allergic?
Liv: yeah, but I'll be fine... *drinks tea anyway*
Liv: ugh, now my throat feels zinkly...
Zinkly by Seraphim Bitches June 9, 2021