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To some people, misfortune is a sad thing. Not for a Zator. A Zator can find the funny, light side of someone else's misfortune and make you believe
there's nothing wrong with laughing.
Guy 1: (walking with a limp)
Zator: How much you think he can deadlift?
Guy 2: Not sure, 350 pounds?
Zator: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That man can not deadlift 350 pounds. He can't
even walk. In fact, he can't even read. And you think an illiterate gimp can
deadlift 350 pounds? You're not running on all 4 cylinders man.
Zator by Mount Airy March 26, 2009
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Zator Reverse 

The "Zator Reverse" is a technique developed by a traveling band of beautiful Polish gypsies.

It is an act which supplants the techniques of beauty and seduction to ensnare unsuspecting victims into a great state of happiness, only to leave the person downtrodden and wanting.

Often, the victims experience great pangs of personal doubt, insecurity, and/or financial loss.
On one especially damaging occasion, a Zator gypsie stood naked in a park, waving and smiling at those passing. When an officer arrived to remove her from the park, she first convinced him to mount her upon the closest tree, and pleasure her in great earnest prior to her arrest. During such pleasuring, the remaining members of the woman's band snuck behind the man and stold his wallet, gun, and pants, and effectively performing the Zator Reverse.

The officer, being unable to comprehend or cope with the sense of loss upon realizing his situation, became a homosexual and moved to Rimrose, Kentucky.
Zator Reverse by BC 1000 October 9, 2009
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Look zamorec!

"Look it's a guinea pig"
zamorec by CrazyManS December 6, 2022

Zatoonin 

To abuse interns and steal their designs and not give credit to them.
"Fuck you, you don't understand the Palestinian struggles, I'm gonna take your designs and not give you credit. Zatoonin!"
Zatoonin by Killllllllll YourSELF September 29, 2020

Záhorácky príspevok

When u spend circa 5hours looking for solution to your school asignment (etc. Database systems task n.3), following by defeat and asking a busy friend to get help, but he rejects due to his time shortage, you flame him and say u gonna pay somebody elso to do that in aggresive attitude to make a busy friend feeling like kokot. Can be replaced by "s financnu odmenu istu"
Hello, running short on time on my asingment, can you lector me a bit? For sure, záhorácky príspevok included.

Zaborblaclockebln

A planet where everyone has painful anal and blood is every where
Have you been to Zaborblaclockebln before
Zaborblaclockebln by Uca September 14, 2018
A Zagorski is a close-cropped mustache styled in a fashion so that it stretches down to the chin on either side. Popularized by celebrities such as documentary-maker Morgan Spurlock, Metallica singer James Hetfield, and actor Ben Stiller in the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story".

Note: The Zagorski is not to be confused with a horseshoe or fu manchu mustache, both of which require ostensibly longer periods of time to cultivate.
"Dude, that guy's totally goin' for a fu manchu, but right now all he's got is a Zagorski!"
Zagorski by M-2 October 28, 2011