Zastard 

What stupid little christian kids say instead of bastard.

Person 1 "Damn, that ass is smoking hot!"
Person 2 "Dude that's weird, you creepy Zastard!"

Zastard by whitebearbro March 17, 2012

ZBastard 

A admirer of the Datsun/Nissan line of cars, and alround jokester, and hangs out on internet chat sites dedicated to these vehicles.

David just did his whole Z interior in Leather........ZBastard !
Graham just shot Jarjar Binks out of a spud cannon......what a ZBastard !

ZBastard by Andrew Jennings June 5, 2003

zaptard 

someone so retarded it is brain melting

''You're such a fucking zaptard.''

zaptard by NotAZaptard July 27, 2025