You're fat

A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.

Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect

Miley Cyrus: "Dude, omg, you're fat!"

Normal Person: "I wouldn't be talking"

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I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

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What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.

*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*

Hey babe, you're fucking fat

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THE MOST SAVAGEST BURN EVER. Saying someone is fat doesn't hurt as much as someone saying you're a little bit fat

Xbox Life Dude: You're GAYYYYYY
Big Brain: Well You're a little bit fat.

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you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people

you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

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•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

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