Worthian

A person, mostly of hillbilly decent, that resides in the town of Worth, IL.

Worthians are heavy drinkers with dreams of residing in TN, WV, or Al with a thick appalachian accent, and tends to prefer country music and blasting Luke Brian out the window.

Most are also Marlboro Red smoking, straight piped and lifted Chevy truck owners.

Sean is a prime example of a model Worthian citizen as he drives down the street with his lifted straight piped Chevy, blasting Luke Brian out the window, making out with his pregnant baby momma.

Worthian by bigryan March 17, 2020

Worthington's Law 

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006

Charles Worthington

An extremely lurid sex act to which only a select few know the real meaning of the word.

Guy1 "Do those two hook up last night?"
Guy2 "Yeah, I hear he hit up the Charles Worthington on her"
Guy1 "No fucking way, I need to give that guy a high five!"

Charles Worthington by Charles.W January 17, 2009

Sam Worthington 

A hot Australian actor. born in perth, western australia on august 2 1976. has stared in films such as 'Rogue', 'Terminator Salvation', 'Avatar'.
Is extremely fit and makes girls swoon.

Girl 1: "Ohhh have you seen the new Sam Worthington film?"
Girl 2: yeah he is such a sex god!"

Sam Worthington by MrsCharlieWorthington October 31, 2009

Robby Worthington 

cock blocker.... smart as hell...thinks abstinence is the answer.

That teenager down the street looks like he would be a Robby Worthington.

Robby Worthington by khooozay June 11, 2008

Worthington 

Unruly beard of solidarity

I haven't shaved my Worthington since the last time I was in this shit hole

Worthington by doubleyouill November 17, 2010

Worthing 

A Dull boring town in the middle of West Sussex, popular with the posh but also popular with young mums, nothing really to do in Worthing apart from walk along the sea side or use do some shopping.

Worthing is good for shopping but there are so many buggies in the way!!

Worthing is sunny but damn! its so boring!

Worthing is full of people up there own arse! :P

Worthing by sixdown8across August 22, 2011