Windowsed 

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010

Broken windows 

Crystal meth

That foo is smoking broken windows

Broken windows by Eagerone September 12, 2018

Windows 9

What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.

Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.

Windows 9 by MrWonka December 23, 2015

Windows ME 

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

Windows ME by Spork August 29, 2003

Windows 7 Whopper BK 

Layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of buzzkill. An utter tragedy before your very eyes, one which will have repercussions beyond your high time. A variant of the Whopper BK, which is bad enough in its own right.

So what are you all in for?

Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.

Wow, that's a Whopper BK.

Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.

Windows 7 Whopper BK by Smollie October 26, 2009

windows halflife 

The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.

Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly

windows halflife by frickendevil January 15, 2005

Windows ME 

The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.

If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.

Windows ME by Teh Kitteh December 27, 2003