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A young affluent woman, often from California, who embraces media-created values and the consumer culture. Often used as a synonym for "valley girl".
The mall will be flooded with wimpesses today.
wimpess by Dimatory December 5, 2017
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Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.
Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.
An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

wimplewee 

a placeholder word for something unknown or cant remember the name.
John went to wimplewee to pick up some milk
Australian wicketkeeper for cricket
Adam Gilchrist, Ian Healy, Rod Marsh are all wimpegs
wimpeg by Anthony Bertelli August 23, 2007
Wimpie known in Greek mythology...
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!
Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis

Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome
Wimpie by ashmanapola May 3, 2009