Wikkit 

A wireless ticket sent directly to cell phones via text message or email that can be used for concerts, movies, free drink promotions, VIP club admission, etc.

Did you buy your wikkit for that concert yet?

Wikkit by MrWikkit September 2, 2010

wikitator 

n. A Wikipedia account holder who uses acquired privileges to exert dictatorial powers over contributors. Wikitators frequently throw away factual contributions from subject matter experts that the wikitator is personally ignorant about, using their account privileges to enforce their will.

I corrected a mistake in the Wikipedia entry for where I live but some wikitator threw out my work and then banned me when I tried to fix it again.

wikitator by Mel White January 28, 2017

wikiticle 

A portmanteau that means a Wikipedia article.

I read an amazing Wikiticle about the Cryptonomicon.

wikiticle by AardvarkOz August 4, 2007

Wikitelligence 

Function: noun

1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.

Function: adjective

1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.

Function: noun

My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.

Function: adjective

My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.

Wikitelligence by TomWagner February 5, 2010

wikithatshit 

verb.(wEEkEE-that-SHit). this word is used when telling someone to go to wikipedia.com when someone needs to know anything about anything in the world. here one can find many intersting and useless facts.

Person A: I wonder how old Bob Barker is?
Person B: I don't know, WIKITHATSHIT!

wikithatshit by Kyla :) September 24, 2008

sticky wickit

The act of covering or being covered in glue and candles during sex.

"wanna try a sticky wickit"
"nah I used up all my glue last week"!

sticky wickit by Mrs.Frizzles Sizzle March 19, 2017

WikiTarded

The concept that reading a Wikipedia page makes you an expert on a given subject matter.

That smart mouth little puss-wagon thinks he sounds intelligent, but he's really WikiTarded.

WikiTarded by SoulBlades July 22, 2010