Whittle's Law 

Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.

Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.

Whittle's Law by Demon Cyborg October 17, 2020

whittle springs

when your ass perspires after long erotic anal intercourse sessions.

after mary had long erotic anal intercourse she experienced whittle springs.

whittle springs by tickaya May 23, 2006

Whittle Syndrome

When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males

Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome

Whittle Syndrome by The King Prawn June 1, 2021

dustman's whistle

To block one nostril with the fingers and blow out through the other with enough force to clear mucus.

I didn't have any tissues and needed to clear my blocked up nose, so just did a couple of dustman's whistles outside.

dustman's whistle by CornhoIio January 16, 2014

Innocent's Whistle 

The wistling tune that's performed when caught or nearly caught in the act of doing something wrong.

Johnny was doing the Innocent's Whistle when I walked in. I think he was stealing food from your fridge.

Innocent's Whistle by Cookie Monster in Rehab October 8, 2008

Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!! 

A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!

Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -

Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!

Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!! by Bertie.Big.Bollox February 28, 2011

Mr.G's Train Whistle 

A whistle that gets all the bitches

All the bitches came flocking in the school once they heard Mr.G's Train Whistle

Mr.G's Train Whistle by HideYoKidzLadyz May 21, 2014