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Wet n Windy 

Calvin: Dude Laklynn just gave a a wet n windy last night!

James: Are you serious?

Calvin: Hell yeah, it was amazing!
Wet n Windy by BigJax512 April 16, 2019

wetness to laughter ratio 

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.
Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.
When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.
- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.
wetnorking by SwedishChef July 11, 2016

Wetnessday 

Another fun word for Wednesday. Horny on a Wednesday.
I'm going to have so much fun with my vibrator on wetnessday
Wetnessday by EmoUnicorn99 June 1, 2018

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation
Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!
dick wetness by plugDrew October 3, 2019