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Weeting is the most bad ass village in England. It is located in Norfolk and has some of the biggest Cunts you will ever meet, but you end up making them your best friends ever. It is also loacted near RAF Lakenheath. If you ever go to England, go here, it is only 2 hours away from London.
Guy 1-You go to Weeting often?

Guy 2-Yeah, dick 'ead, I live there, you fucking cunt, why dont you live there? I'll tell you why, because youre too pussy!
Weeting by skown March 5, 2011
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Is the merging of the two words:
Meeting and Willy, to suggest an upcoming, arousing event.

i.e. Sexual Intercourse.
"are you gonna be Weeting Dave tonight?"

"Maybe, at least this time i am prepared."
Weeting by Arousel April 10, 2010
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A sexual act whereby the man pulls out his todger of his boyfriends bottom and pisses on his feet
Dale: Fancy a bit of weeting tonight Barry?

Barry: Can do mate as long as you haven't been eating asparagus because it makes your tinkle juice stink and it makes my running shoes stink for days.
Weeting by Welsh wonky eye October 22, 2018
Team please be available for weeting at 6pm for updating on daily progress and plan ahead.
Weeting by avis7386 October 28, 2020
A more inclusive version of meeting. It isn't just about "me" it is about "we".
Thank you for coming to this weeting today.

In today's weeting we will discuss...
Weeting by 2masEdison January 8, 2021
Weeting is the term used when watching the neighbors from your bedroom window while jerking off.
If the neighbor lady only knew that I was Weeting to her as she bends over in the garden, maybe she’d be enticed to swallow my load.
Weeting by Hamilbone December 31, 2022
A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021