WIFL 

Whatever I Feel Like

In accordance with the WIFL principle, tonight we'll be having nachos.

WIFL by Blue William July 6, 2009

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle) 

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".

Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle) by captain Jack Sparrow 13 April 18, 2019

WIFLI

Pronounced "wih-flea." Abbreviation as in "whenever I feel like it," prompted by the increasing commonality of such insidious acronyms as COB (close of business) and EOD (end of day). Meant for use when "the man" starts to wear us down. WIFLI.

"Did you rec. that TPS report? I need a response by COB Wednesday." "Sure, I'll have that to you WIFLI."

WIFLI by MCostello June 11, 2006

Wiflation 

The gross undervaluation of a purchase - typically one which you deem wholly unnecessary - by your wife or partner.

Husband: "How much did those shoes cost?"
Wife: "I dunno, around 50 bucks?"
Husband: "So $120 with wiflation"
Wife: "F*** you."

Wiflation by Amanda Dollars May 2, 2017

Wifle Rifle

A "phrase" describing your penis. "Wife"le" Rifle

"I shot my wifle rifle in her"
"I cocked and fired my wifle rifle on her face"

Wifle Rifle by madotter January 8, 2009

Wifling 

Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.

Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.

Wifling by Rob Vile March 31, 2010

Wiflying

The use of an airline's Wi-Fi hotspot while in-flight.

I am wiflying while formulating this definition

Wiflying by canesWin July 25, 2009