Vomit cock

When you've had too much to drink and you're stood up, taking a piss (where ever that may be) and suddenly you feel like throwing up, and do so while looking directly down.

John: "You guys won't believe what happened to me last night. I had so much to drink that I couldn't even hold it in while taking a piss."

Dave: "Sounds like you had a serious case of vomit cock."

Vomit cock by [Chaz] December 21, 2008

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

Vomit cock by BirdShitter April 19, 2016

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

cock-vomit by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

Cock Vomit 

Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.

Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"

Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"

Cock Vomit by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

cock vomit 

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it

mindy got a face full of cock vomit

cock vomit by jr December 11, 2004

Cock Vomit 

This occurs when a person is gving oral sex to a male and the male's penis is too large or "too much to handle" for the giver and triggers the gag reflex, and he/she vomits on the man's cock.

I invited her to my room for a little intimacy. One thing led to another and we found ourselves engaging in oral sex. When it came time for her to return the favor, it seemed as if my man-stick was too much to handle and the next thing I knew, I was facing a batch of Cock Vomit.

Cock Vomit by ZZToppe July 26, 2006

cock vomit sniffer 

some one who goes around sniffing jizz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans penis or bunghole, or a womans ass hole, tits, or vagina

dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a cock vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he jizzedon here face and anus and tits just sniffed it for a half hour straight

cock vomit sniffer by beff bandito November 14, 2009