UTBHJ

Cole was talking to this girl at the bar last night and then she reached down his pants and gave him a UTBHJ.

UTBHJ by Mike Delay December 15, 2014

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UTWHJ

Under-the-Water HandJob.

Did you hear Marissa gave Gary a UTWHJ in his grandma's pool!? Wow, he really has no shame!

UTWHJ by Deany224 September 16, 2019

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: (verb) the act of giving a hand job under a table in a public environment.

I was at RTC last night and (insert name of individual) stepped up their game and gave me a UTTHJ. It was divine!

UTTHJ by QuesoFD March 27, 2011

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Pronounced "ut-fudge", this word is uttered by those seeking a discreet but pleasurable under-the-pants handjob.

I gave about 14 UTPHJs during that wedding reception.

UTPHJ by Zenothys September 2, 2015

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Under The Table Hand Job - Bonus points if acheived at CPK or KFC. Comes in either UTP or OTP form.

Yeah man I scored a OTP UTTHJ at CPK today with the HR girl between conference calls.

UTTHJ by SevenMile November 6, 2010

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We were at the movies so i settled for an UTSHJ.

utshj by lukers October 2, 2007

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when you're about to die.

uthjgbersugsuybngvjseuhgfneiusdhugebsyigfbsyu its when your soooooooooooooooooooo bored HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

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