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Turtle-Tip

To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.
Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
Turtle-Tip by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014
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turtle tips

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.
John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

Tipsy Turtle 

An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.
Damn, Rob is one Tipsy Turtle tonight!
Tipsy Turtle by Kev!n July 28, 2010

TurtleDipper 

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water
i just had a TurtleDipper man.
TurtleDipper by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008

Turtletimper 

(Adj.)
This word is used to describe a person that timps another.
You are a turtletimper.
Turtletimper by Zbreg February 14, 2005

Turtletight 

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.
Turtletight by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

turtletopination 

To run a nation on top of a turtle
Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.