Turkey Water 

The voluminous bowl of buttery tan colored liquid matter you discover after a twinge of the shits, not necessarily seasonally related to but often the day after a holiday dinner.

After eating Christmas Dinner at Marsha's grandparent's house, I made turkey water at the hotel.

Turkey Water by Jeff Cheek April 26, 2007

Albino Water Turkey 

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime

Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime

Albino Water Turkey by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025

water the turkey 

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.

Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"

water the turkey by jimcool126 June 25, 2008

waterloo turkey wing 

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.

Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

waterloo turkey wing by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

Watering the turkey 

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

Watering the turkey by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017