Turkey Stick 

A nickname for the male genitalia.

"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"

Turkey Stick by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Stick Shift the Turkey 

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

Stick Shift the Turkey by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

turkystick

A turkystick is when you slap the pork but dont want people to know you did

Person 1 bro I just assulted the turkystick

Person 2 I wish i could do that

turkystick by Sniff tickle February 26, 2019