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Turdgurgler 

When a person kisses someone's ass so much that they acually gurgle on that person's feces.
Person one: Geez Sam is such a turdgurgler to Mr. Johnson. Person two: You know what, his breath did smell a bit shitty this morning.
Turdgurgler by Conleycrew September 15, 2009
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Turdgurgler 

One whom partakes in the act of ingesting then regurgating turds after they are burgled. They are often aided by a turdburgler. Another name for a turdgurgler is a Jaremy In Film.
Luke: Hey I just stole these turds.
Jaremy: Well can I gurgle them.
Luke: That is fucking nasty you turdgurgler.
Turdgurgler by Ignatious A Reilly December 16, 2008

turdurgency 

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.
Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!
turdurgency by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017