Turd Black

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

by blackshitz October 3, 2012

back turd

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

turdblock

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"

I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!

by marcello_loren February 4, 2010

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008