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Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

turbocunt 

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.
Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!
turbocunt by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009

turboautism 

Supposedly an extreme form of autism. It can also describe behaviors that fall under OCD because people don't know the differences between autism and other disorders and call every unusual behavior "autistic".
anon1: "I identified where that photo was taken based on the color of that recycling bin in the background and 9 days of looking at google maps."
anon2: "wtf that's not just autism, that's turboautism"
turboautism by turboautism January 9, 2021

turbojugend 

world wide fan club of the norwegian deathpunk-band turbonegro. TJ have a set of rules which are to be respected. they dress in denim jackets with their logo and name of their town on the back.
A: "those guys over there look really funny. like wannabe rockstars..."
B: *sigh* "they're turbojugend"
turbojugend by turbodan November 8, 2004

Turbocrutch 

The act of using crutches at lightning fast speed. Most likely used when you have a broken leg or ankle and you need crutches, and people are yelling at you to hurry up.
Guy 1: "Dude! Hurry up, I need to get to class and your crutching too slow!"

Guy 2: "Hey, I'm going as fast as I can!"

Guy 3: "Come on, man, Turbocrutch!!"
Turbocrutch by Volleyball Blaiser September 30, 2011

Turbocopter 

The art of spinning around really, really fast on the spot with your arms extended horizontally while munted.

Whilst attempting a turbocopter, it can lead to making the person feel a false sense of total invincibility!
Shall randomly did a turbocopter while totally monged!
Turbocopter by SeraphicalShall December 9, 2008