Tourrext 

An inability to edit, control, and communicate content or ideas effectively via texting. Individual will often send a flurry of text messages with random occurrence and use either inappropriate language or images to convey meaningless information. People suffering from Tourrext are also incapable of summing up information in succinct or short text messages. An exchange will usually begins with an unprovoked text. In almost every occurrence, this information is either completely useless or overly explained.

Texting thread:
Dude 1: "Just dropped the biggest turd"
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: "Here's a picture of it"
Dude 1: "Here's a picture of me eating the turd"
Dude 2: "You've got a bad case of tourrext and turd eating. Get some help.

Tourrext by Tree-knee July 27, 2010

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch 

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

Tourrets Guy 

A man named Danny who pretends to have tourrets. He yells cuss words everywhere and is a comedian.

Son: Dad!

Tourrets guy: Fuck you kid you're a dick!!!

Tourrets Guy by Tourrets Guy March 13, 2011

Tourrettris

The inexplicable need to fit oneself into small spaces and then curse loudly.

"Look at that poor boy in the row of shopping carts screaming 'whore', he must have Tourrettris"

Tourrettris by Finkle Winkle Peanut poo January 14, 2010

tourexting 

Excessive use of offensive words in text messages

Example of tourexting "Are you f**king well coming the f**k around sh**head or what? d**k" - sent as a text message

tourexting by greypix October 1, 2012

Tourtext Syndrome 

Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)

Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:

1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.

I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.

When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.

UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3

Tourtext Syndrome by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009

Turrext 

A text message that it full of blatant swearing or obsene phrases.

Dude last night Johnny turrexted up a storm because I called him a douche!

Turrext by EliteAssassinZ7 January 24, 2010