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TOOLEY’D 

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool
Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’
TOOLEY’D by Blem69 July 22, 2022

Trolley with a d 

Trolley with a d - to become a better person then a trolley joller
Trolley with a d by Roccafela September 14, 2012

Dirty Tolley 

A stinky nonce you tries to date your underage family members
That's weird blad, you a Dirty Tolley or sommet?
Dirty Tolley by MrPilgrim101 April 1, 2020

trolley dolly

An often over-painted but nonetheless glamourous and sexy female cabin crew member on a commercial airline, so-called because they offer drinks and other refreshments from a trolley pushed down the centre aisle. Once, it was acceptable to also pinch or grope them as they passed with their trolleys but alas, no longer. Now they must use more complicated methods of picking up men that they fancy.

Otherwise known as "tarts with carts" or "flying mattresses ". Were known once for offering "coffee, tea or me".
"But mammy, I've always wanted to be a trolley dolly!" "But you'll be nothing but a flying mattress!"....

shopping trolley dog

A dog.
In a shopping trolley.
Goes by the name of Shopping Trolley Dog
Long lost relative of Catface (see also: Shopping Trolley Dingo (evil Aussie twin, mate.))
"your mum's just shopping trolley dog in a wig"
"can i have the number for shopping trolley dog please? i have one phonecall. i will speak only to shopping trolley dog."
Q: What's your dog called? : A: Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Why did the dog get in the shopping trolley? : A: Because he's Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Can you spot the doggy difference? : A: No. Where the scooby-doo is my effin' shopping trolley?

Trolley Dogging

do have sex in a shopping trolley in a public place, group trolley dogging is best, especially if your trolley has a child seat...
hey we went to aldi and did some right trolley dogging bashing!
Trolley Dogging by dr.dogger! November 2, 2009