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syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

toilet bobber 

When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water
I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber
toilet bobber by chonger November 30, 2005

toilet bombed 

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
toilet bombed by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009

bombard the toilet with treasure 

tolietbomber 

da goat; nyree-simone.
what up tolietbomber”
tolietbomber by tolietbomber September 2, 2025