Tinderize

v. To beat your meat while swiping right.

It's late, time to Tinderize and call it a night

Tinderize by JusDay April 20, 2016

Tinderize

Tinderize: verb (used within tinder) tin·der·ized, ten·der·iz·ing.
Definition

1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.

James can tinderize me any day of the week.

Tinderize by Swaggernometry August 20, 2013

Tinderize

What happens when you hookup with someone you meet from Tinder

I met Jason on Tinder and after had a few drinks we went back to my place and he tinderized me.

Tinderize by msdiva August 30, 2015

Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.

Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.

Tinderizing by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015

Brown Eye Tenderizer 

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

Brown Eye Tenderizer by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Tannerize 

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.

Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."

Tannerize by Hardparty May 21, 2009

Meat Tenderizer 

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

Meat Tenderizer by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006