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trump checked

When you come up with some idiotic rule that you are too much of a punk to enforce just like Trump and his travel ban. Trump checking usually ends up with the individual looking like a weak idiot in public and becoming the butt of endless jokes.
Dude I tried to get my girlfriend to wax my car last night and she trump checked me in front of the whole trailer park. Now everyone thinks I'm a bitch.
trump checked by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017

Trump Check 

The act of grabbing a person by the genitals to discover if they are a man or a woman.
That woman at the bar had a real manly voice so I gave her a Trump Check, sure enough it was a dude.
Trump Check by $WAGGI December 1, 2016

thumb check 

the measure to which a skirt is judged to be too short. you have a thumbs up and measure the bottom of the skirt against your wrist. if the thumb gets wet (touches poon) the skirt is too short.
man check out the skirts of those ladies. they would totally fail a thumb check.
thumb check by LothDreb June 27, 2009

Trump Chicken 

When you get caught stealing chicken, that chicken is subsequently now “Trump Chicken”.
I ain’t steal your dry ass Trump Chicken.
Trump Chicken by Ddog14 October 25, 2020

Chicken Thumb

When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.
I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.
Chicken Thumb by Salamski December 2, 2019