Think-on

When you think about some sweet booty and become erect-o-matic.

I was congitatin' on her vajayjay and got a think-on.

Think-on by Tigerbarb December 10, 2010

think on feet 

Thinking on your feet refers to being able "to remain cool and confident under pressure." In other words, to have the ability to think quickly under pressure/stressful situations. (Taken from english-test.net)

He is able to think on feet

think on feet by hnsl May 31, 2012

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

lie on your back and think of england 

face it, you're gonna get screwed.

when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.

lie on your back and think of england by Kfifty July 12, 2005

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed 

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people

Those groups of adolescent kids mainly aging from around the ages of 11-14 in groups of 6 or 7 who randomly pick on those who look a little bit different from the widely accepted norm

*Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people encounter*

Thugs: Hey You
Normal Person: What
Thugs: Your a f**king idiot mate
Normal Person: Yeah whatever
Thugs: Did you say something
Normal Person: No
Thugs: You better not have otherwise we're going to batter you up init

Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people by TheFezManTumblr April 14, 2011

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the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. by Brey234 August 15, 2021