Thermonan 

N. - A severed hand that hides under your pillow and gives you evil wet willies that cause nightmares.

As revenge for shaving off her eyebrows, Janet placed a Thermonan under Susan's pillow to keep her from getting a good night sleep.

Thermonan by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

thermodynamics 

Science at its worst. Destroys any sense of confidence one had previous to taking the course. Also see rapist.

Adam was raped by his thermodynamics exam.

thermodynamics by dforizzleee December 28, 2007

Thermodynamic Miracle 

An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.

The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.

Thermodynamic Miracle by C0RE from UD Chat December 9, 2008

Thermodynamics 

Thermodynamics is a science taught to engineers in order to remove any last traces of sanity before they enter the professional world. Totally indecipherable to those not in the engineering field.

-Before I took Thermodynamics, I valued other people's contributions. But now I know that non-engineers are a waste of valuable oxygen.

Thermodynamics by [e-mail] December 28, 2005

thermodynamics 

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense

After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.

thermodynamics by Andrew May 12, 2003

therosan 

A tall, elongated person with a muscular body who sells products on his ship: The Tamil's Revenge.

Isn't he a Therosan?

therosan by itsyaboilennie November 5, 2018

thomas the thermonuclear bomb 

its what usa threw on japan

yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday

thomas the thermonuclear bomb by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019