Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
Above all beings he watches over everything. Meticulously planning his moves and executing them with his long dick of the law. Don't fuck with his server settings or you'll face his wrath.
Also known for a glorious beard and a face to sit on.
When you're going at itfrom behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.