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Chord The Oaf 

Chord The Oaf is one who lacks a mindbrain. What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in brute strength. Unfortunately his nether regions did not attain the same massiveness that his muscles did. Often times Chord The Oaf can claim the title of Googus. He takes his orders from Orndrew and is married to Ormily.
Orndrew allowed Chord The Oaf to wed Ormily.
Chord The Oaf by TheGoogus July 9, 2022

The Orange Oaf 

1. The xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, sexist, racist 45th President of the United States of America. He is known for being a fraud, breaking deals and commitments, dodging the draft, not paying taxes, tearing apart families, poor grammar, blathering hyperbole, lying to the public, having no clue as to how foreign relations are built - let alone - maintained, and making the United States a laughing stock amongst the international community. Also known for his outrageous orange hair, orange skin tone (after receiving one of his patented fake tans) and horrendous comb-forward hairstyle.

2. A grown man who at his very best has the intellectual capacity and vocabulary of a third-grader.

3. An overall clueless and not very smart person.

4. An incredibly stupid and extremely insecure person.
The Orange Oaf is a bigoted cheesepuff with a dead hamster as a wig.