The Sleeping

Quite possibly one of the best bands to ever exist on planet earth. With voices so smooth, they'll conquere a decade , and with beats so amazing, they'll knock your socks off. If you do not know who they are, check them out. Now.

Kayla: "Hey, have you ever heard of The Sleeping?"
Tom: "No, are they good?"
Kayla: "Only one of the most amazing bands ever!"
Tom: "Oh ok, well i'm off to check them out on myspace!"

The Sleeping by kArAzykimberly April 1, 2010

The sleeping bag 

The act of a man strechting his scrotum out flat and wrapping his entire package in it

When I looked back at him he was giving me the sleeping bag

The sleeping bag by Og_mudbone April 2, 2009

the sleeping avalanche 

a high power stealth ejacualtion move peformed on your girlfriend when she is sleeeping, then photographed.

Wait until your girlfriend is sleeping and then creep up using extreme stealth before wacking one off (cumming) onto her forehead. Allow to drip, then dry before taking a sneaky photograph that is then shown to her the following day. This is the "the sleeping avalanche".

the sleeping avalanche by iceman_36 May 16, 2007

The Sleeping Lady

Lady of the night, prostitute, whore. Sucks a mean one.

Wow, i’d give the sleeping lady a go.

The Sleeping Lady by gilbert12345 November 27, 2019

The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010

The Sleeping Cobra 

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

The Sleeping Cobra by anbro345 January 21, 2016

The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

The sleeping barber by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009