The Skippy 

when you stick your member in some peanut butter, then you have your lady friend lick it off of you

YA DAMN SKIPPY

Chad: Yo brad what did you do with brandi last night

Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut

just gets her off, Bro

The Skippy by bradthebro May 3, 2011

The Skippy Gremlin

A mystical being that visits young stoners to show them the ways of the bong
His body shape changes depending on how much marijuana is in your system, and he can be heard by his iconic mating cry of "Are ye skippy?"
He is associated with many other ethereal beings such as the RA coon

"Lads I just hit that bong so fuckin hard, the Skippy gremlin will be visiting soon"

Or

Stoner 1:"Lads I just fuckin heard something"
Stoner 2: "Don't worry my fresh crossaint, it's just the oul skippy gremlin doing the rounds"

The Skippy Gremlin by theskippycorsa November 22, 2017

Slap the Skippy 

When you play pool with your dick when you have a boner. The winner gets to jiz in the losers mouth

Aidan and Tyler played slap the skippy

Slap the Skippy by HoooHoooo December 2, 2018

Whipping or whippin the skippy 

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

Whipping or whippin the skippy by Simon October 15, 2004

Skippy the lab tech

The cherriest cherry of them all. The creator and ruler of cherryville. Can be found in his secret hiding location...THE CHERRY PIT.
(ps he also has a small penis)

"This Cherry Coke tastes different." "I think they added more skippy."

Skippy the lab tech by nowthatyouredead July 10, 2003

The slippy Skippy 

When a man sticks his cock In a jar of Skippy peanut butter, and shove it in a woman's mouth. The woman typically has a mouth full of jelly or fruit preserve of choice.

Jestin: "Damn Jessica gave me the slippy Skippy last night- it was amazing! "
Michael: " did you cum?"

The slippy Skippy by KUSHVAPOR November 10, 2021

Skippy the toilet 

It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.

Skippy the toilet by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024