The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.

“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”

The Scrambler by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

The Scrambled Egg 

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

The Scrambled Egg by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

the scrambling ferret 

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.

smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall

the scrambling ferret by Trennis May 13, 2009

The Canadian Scramble 

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”

We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

The Canadian Scramble by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020

scramble the jets 

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation

Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!

scramble the jets by Aleji October 21, 2010

scramble the tadpole squadron 

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

scramble the tadpole squadron by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016

scrambled eggs between the legs 

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

scrambled eggs between the legs by Marcy January 28, 2004