The Peens 

Short for Philippines. Only cool people say it. Invented by Jason Reyes.

Damn you're such a stupid FOB. Go back to THE PEENS.

The Peens by thejson June 26, 2008

slicking the peenie 

Euphemism for male masturbation

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie

slicking the peenie by MegaDooche December 29, 2017

Take one for the Peen 

Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.

I started dating Michelle, she's not super hot, but I've got to take one for the Peen.

Take one for the Peen by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009

Alex the peen 

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

Alex the peen by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

Jacking the peen-stalk 

male masturbation

"Last night i read my favorite book 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and then i went right to sleep after jacking the peen-stalk"

Jacking the peen-stalk by Big Al Casey March 12, 2017

Free the Peenie 

That feeling or urge men get to just let their genitalia hang loose. This is usually done at home after long stressful days.

Bob: Hey man I’ve been working all day. I can’t wait to free the peenie when I get home.
Tyrone: Hell yeah bro, #freethepeenie.

Free the Peenie by Loafhead January 29, 2019

Slapping the peen 

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

Slapping the peen by Meechster93 November 7, 2010