the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most
powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of
the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then
the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE
CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from
the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''