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SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH 

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

the messiah of bellywhackers 

A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.
"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"

The Messiah

When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?

You look like you're the Messiah.
The Messiah by TheDJC February 27, 2020

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.
I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!
Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!
The Messiah by DawgK May 11, 2021

Tereyo/Light/Light-the-Messiah 

Tereyo/Light/Light-the-Messiah is a very underrated YouTuber that deserves me attention and traction on YouTube.
Tereyo/Light/Light-the-Messiah is a very good content creator