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The Linus Method 

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**
I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”
The Linus Method by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023

The Dirty Linus 

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.
Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.

Linus the Alien 

An alien from a unknown planet, who spits radioactive dräggel.

His IQ is so low that you cant even count it.

He have many CP ticks, with some amazing CP moves.
Do you see the alien over there? Its Linus the Alien!

The Lines Project 

Founded in 2013 by an unknown person on the internet "The Lines Project" is for the people who has self-harmed or the people who support it. There are a few rules regarding this project, which I will get into after the steps of being apart of The Lines Project. You will need to draw 6 lines with Sharpie on your wrist (Different colours or the same) starting on December 15th - December 20th. The rules are simply- if you self-harm, are depressed, feeling down, then you will do this on your L E F T wrist. If you are supporting this cause, do it on your R I G H T wrist.

The lines stand for the millions of lives lost because of suicide. To spread this project around, go to your social network or send a picture to your friend using #thelinesproject or go to your school principle or council and ask to spread around.
Person 1: Are you going to be in the project?
Person 2: What project?
Person 1: The Lines Project! To help support suicide?
The Lines Project by Zreya December 3, 2013

hit the links 

To go golfing.

Links = golf course. “Links” originally only meant dune-like strips of land, too sandy to grow anything valuable but covered in grass, which exist where the sea has receded from an area in recent times (geologically) – they *link* the sea with more fertile land. Ideal to play golf.
I say get it done by 4, so you can hit the links.
hit the links by proselytist December 14, 2012

hitting the links

A links is the oldest style of golf course, first developed in Scotland. The word "links" comes via the Scots language from the Old English word hlinc : "rising ground, ridge" and refers to an area of coastal sand dunes and sometimes to open parkland.

Colloquially, ‘hitting the links’ would simply be a slang way of saying ‘hitting the golfcourse’ or ‘playing a round of golf’.
Me: Yo Bro Namath, when are we hitting the links again?

Friend: You tell me Brobi-wan-Kenobi. I can get us a tee time for tomorrow if you really want to play.