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The Higgins 

One night, in the little town of elk grove village, two men were sitting in a car, and talked about their sexual preferences when having fun with a woman. One perfered a quick blow job, while the other enjoyed a good round of intercourse. Then, it struck the first guy...."what if you got a bj while having sex?"

"The Higgins" is a move where, with the man laying on a bed, face up, has a women on top (perpendicular), who bends forward while being penitrated and sucks (what she can) of the mans penis.
The Higgins by Caboose1217 August 19, 2009
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The Higgins Effect 

This is when a woman is walking towards you from a far distance and looks very attractive, but when she gets closer she is in fact very ugly.
Dude that chick is so hot! Damn nope just The Higgins Effect!

hawk the higgins 

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.
Damn, that motherfucker like to hawk the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.
hawk the higgins by a concerned September 18, 2008

hawking the higgins 

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.
Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

The Henry Higgins 

Henry Higgins comes from the film my fair lady where a linguistics professor teaches a girl who sells flower how to speak "better English". For a bet. This is so she can work a flower shop and go up in society. He never treats her like a person.
The Henry Higgins effect

When man belivies women need to be fixed to suit what he believes is a proper women. Whether she has asked him to it or not.Connected to the (cool trope) but its not the women pretending to be a Male fantasies but the man imposing his beliefs and values on her. Viewing her as object rather than a person. A man explains things to you but never ask what you think. Lectures you, corrects you,but never takes your feelings into consideration.

Leading women being systematically igorned in society left out. Viewed as obsolete or weird and different. " Why can't a woman be more like a man".

Reference: caroline criado Perez.(2019)invisable women exposing the data bias. Vintage.
He's a Henry Higgins he always lectures me.

He's a Henry Higgins he never does any of the house work in this relationship .

He the henry higgins he believes women are lesser then men and should be sculpted to what a man dreams

He Henry higgins he believes women are abnormal and women should be like men.

higgins the roomba 

A lost roomba that needs to be found
Higgins the roomba cannot swim because he is a roomba