The Harkins 

a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week

The Harkins do it to all your women

a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week

The Harkins by cjmecca May 19, 2010

the hawkins 

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back

ben did the hawkins on her last night

the hawkins by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007

the hawkins 

having a wank while in the process of pissing

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

the hawkins by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010

The Hawkins 

The process of easing the concerns of what used to be the hottest girl in high school while she is overweight and vulnerable by offering to have sexual intercourse with her. While engaging in sexual activity from the doggy style position, grab 3 to 4 BK Chicken Fries™ and insert them into her anus. Her cries may sound painful, but secretly that fat fuck loves the validation you're giving her. Finish on her forehead and then slip into the night never to be seen again and then post the pictures on Social Media.

I've been feeling a little self conscious lately and I guess Blake noticed because he totally pulled the Hawkins on me!

The Hawkins by FriendofBlake March 27, 2015

harking in the distance 

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

harking in the distance by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008