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The Fungus 

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!
"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"
The Fungus by betsyslover December 8, 2009
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Cut the Fungus 

"Bro my girlfriend totally cut the fungus last night, dumped!"
Cut the Fungus by fungusmaster August 31, 2011

The Good Fungus 

The Good Fungus means Saccharomyces Boulardii, from Mangosteen, endemic in South East Asia and is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano.
The Good Fungus is a food supplement of Victor Martin Soriano from Mangosteen.
The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading November 17, 2021

The Good Fungus 

Saccharomyces Boulardii, discovered by Frenchman, Henri Boulard. The Good Fungus is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano for Dietary Supplement, first-to-use in the entire world.
The Good Fungus is a registered Trademark of V. Martin Soriano
The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading September 17, 2021

the gaming fungus

a legendary being with all powerful knowledge and answers to every question that should be shared with the world. when they find out they are the gaming fungus, they will want to keep the knowledge to themselves, so the gaming fungus spirit leaves them to find a new fungus. fungi must have influence. the first ever gaming fungus was TheGamingMushroom (fungus the first) and the gaming fungus spirit left him because he didn't have enough influence. the second fungus was TheFungus (fungus the second). he had good influence, so we arent sure what happened for him to lose the spirit of the gaming fungus. he had an existential crisis after the spirit left him. the third gaming fungus was legendary Sebi (fungus the third). He got 2 hours of sleep in 60 hours. the power of the gaming fungus truly thrived. the gaming fungus spirit also leaves people when they arent divine enough to hold the knowledge. this happened to sebi when he sent his pp in #music-commands. the current gaming fungus is Sebastian (fungus the fourth). he owns slaves, who gave him the n word pass. his knowlege is spread through small phrases, such as "n word" and "fuck that hurt" and "ca va bien." it is up to the people he influences to figure this out. there is a pattern to the funguses, and that is two funguses (GamingMushroom, TheFungus) and then two sebastian sounding names (sebi, sebastian). we have determined that the next fungus is The Amungus Fungus (fungus the fifth) the leader of the US military. \
Normie 1: "There's all these the gaming fungus gifs on discord, what even is it?"

Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."

fungus the chungus 

He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"