When your brother let's you ride his Kawasaki 650cc motor bike without a license and you drive into a parked car braking both hands. Now you can't wipe your own ass!
Mike did The Cory and now has to rub on a tree to wipehis ass!
The Cory Deerman effect is the notion that simply being Cory Deerman causes people to like or think of Cory Deerman as a nice guy and also brings extremely good luck in all situations imaginable.
Cory just got a free milkshake and someone offered to donate their pancreas to him to cure his diabetes. It must be the Cory Deerman Effect.
The Great Cory Depression was an economic shock that affected most countries across the world. It was a period of economic depression that became evident after a major fall in CoryxKenshin uploads in the United States. The economic sadness began June 2019.
Samurai: It was the worsteconomic downturn in Shogun history, imagine the samurai suffering without a Cory upload for nine straight months. It was a very tough time.
The Greatest Anime in existence. Focuses around the life of Cory Baxter-san, son of the head chef of Emperor Hirohito at the Emperor's palace. Cory-san gets into many adventures with Newt-san and tries to get the attention of Senpai Mina. Most "anime fans" would rather you watch cheap cartoons like Naruto or Attack on Titan, as they do not understand the greatness of true anime...
Pink Guy: ey b0ss, you wanna watch some Cory in the House?