The Combine 

Farming Vehicles that have taken over the earth in 7 hours.

I got ran over by the combine.

The Combine by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

The Combine 

The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth. The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth.

Glory to The Combine.

The Combine by Th3 0v3rse3r December 18, 2016

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester 

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

combing the cat 

when a woman masturbates with a comb

guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro

combing the cat by obamaishitler October 23, 2011

combing the carpet 

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

combing the carpet by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Combing the Collie 

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.

Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years

Combing the Collie by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

Combing The Desert 

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

Combing The Desert by Trauwyn June 10, 2005