The Button 

The Button that appeared on reddit.com/r/thebutton on April 1 2015, which divided Redditors into more than 20 different "religions," ranging from those who have never heard of the button, to those that pushed the button as soon as they saw it, to those who have sworn to never press the button. Next to the button there is a timer counting down from 60 seconds. Each user may press the button only once, and when pressed the timer resets to 60 seconds for everybody. Nobody yet knows what will happen when the timer reaches zero.

"Hey, have you pressed the button yet?"
"No, I heard that everyone who hasn't pressed it when it reaches zero gets reddit gold!"

The Button by The_Only_Zac April 3, 2015

The Button 

The big red button that launches nuclear missiles.

Of a presidential candidate: Do you really want him with his finger on the button?

The Button by Starcross January 15, 2008

The Button 

For fuck's sake, DON'T PRESS IT!!!

#1 It's gotta be one of these buttons here.
#2 What about this one? *presses button*
#1 DON'T TOUCH THA-
*both explode after the button is pressed*

The Button by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010

the button 

the clit

“Did he find the button?” “no...”

the button by thebuttongirl March 18, 2021

The Button 

Yes.

Hym "Yes. I am the button. Click. Go. Faster. Now. Immediately."

The Button by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Rub the Button 

It is another term for female masturbations.

"What's Kim doing tonight?" "I don't know...she said she was going to stay home and rub the button."

Rub the Button by Chad October 18, 2004

George Bushed the button 

(v.) to go forward without fear of consequences; to act prematurely and without thought; see Iraqi Invasion

F*ck it bro, George Bush that button!

George Bushed the button by timotheus* July 1, 2005