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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs 

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.
I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

The 5 Sins Of War 

The Sin of Foolery

The Sin of Death
The Sin of Chaos
The Sin of Love
The Sin of Crime
The 5 Sins Of War by 11.13 April 4, 2021

The 5 Sins Of War 

The Sin of Death
The Sin of Love
the Sin of fear
The Sin of foolery

The Sin of chaos
The 5 Sins Of War by 11.13 April 5, 2021

Putting 5 on the pork

When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson
I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.

Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.

The first 5 levels of pot smoking

1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.

2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.

3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.

4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.

5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!

no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking