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Texas stinker 

When having sex, you take off your cowboy hat and take a shit in it, and then place the shit-filled hat onto your lover's face. This is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.
Donna, I'm sorry I had to give ya a Texas stinker last night, but you were makin' my dick go soft!
Texas stinker by shmoffice March 31, 2009
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texas stinger 

It is when your fucking a girl doggy style, and you have a mouth full of snuff. right before your cum you spit on her back and roll your dick in it. Then you stick your dick in her ass. Condom recommended
Jill screamed when I gave her a Teas Stiniger.
texas stinger by Joby April 17, 2006