Texas Rangers 

THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-roid strikes out looking, the Texas Rangers are going to their 1st World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Rangers by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010

Texas Rangers 

A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.

Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!

Texas Rangers by los huevos May 20, 2014

texas Rangers 

baseball team in Arlington Texas... they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.

Nick: I wish the Texas Rangers would make it to the play-offs
Jamie: (clueless about baseball)Maybe next year?
Nick: I doubt it, they are only good at hitting balls... they cant play defense.

texas Rangers by Jamie-Alana December 25, 2005

Texas rangers 

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

Texas rangers by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019

Walker Texas Ranger 

A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.

My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.

Walker Texas Ranger by Livi February 23, 2005

Stalker Texas Ranger 

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

Stalker Texas Ranger by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012

Walker the Texas Ranger 

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

Walker the Texas Ranger by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019