Testicool
When your balls be fly as hell.
Testicool by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019
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testicool
It is often used as a vulgar and derogatory nickname for people you dislike.
Joey "Did you just see that bro dude walk by?"
Sally "Yeah, he was really testicool."
Joey "Did you just see that bro dude walk by?"
Sally "Yeah, he was really testicool."
testicool by Rednick Billy April 27, 2009
Testicular Singularity
When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
Testicular Singularity by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020
Testicular Torsion
A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Testicular Torsion by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023
testicular resignation
when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
testicular resignation by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011
Testicular Volcano
Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
Testicular Volcano by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015